it’s so nasty how much people expect time to heal wounds and wanna show up in ur life like “damn ur still bitter about that” yes u rotten mango own up to what u did or stay gone
officer: do you know why I pulled you over today? me: of course officer, because you’re hired to so. officer: um well, yeah I guess, but like ~why~ I pulled you over? *sternly* me: ohhh, my bad. Yeah, you just wanna protect the community and such :) officer: okay, never fucking mind.
